Cult novel Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, has been
adapted for radio. Here Neil Gaiman tells the story of how it came to be
written.
Terry took the first 5,000 words and typed them into his word
processor, and by the time he had finished they were the first 10,000
words. Terry had borrowed all the things about me that he thought were
amusing, like my tendency back then to wear sunglasses even when it
wasn't sunny, and given them, along with a vintage Bentley, to
Crawleigh, who had now become Crowley. The Satanic Nurses were Satanic
Nuns.
The book was under way.
We wrote the first draft in about nine weeks. Nine weeks of
gloriously long phone calls, in which we would read each other what we'd
written, and try to make the other one laugh. We'd plot, delightedly,
and then hurry off the phone, determined to get to the next good bit
before the other one could. We'd rewrite each other, footnote each
other's pages, sometimes even footnote each other's footnotes.
We would throw characters in, hand them off when we got
stuck. We finished the book and decided we would only tell people a
little about the writing process - we would tell them that Agnes Nutter
was Terry's, and the Four Horsemen (and the Other Four Motorcyclists)
were mine.
The second draft took about four months, as we took what we'd done
and did our very best to make it look like we knew what had been doing
all along. Pepper became a girl, and so did War. I went to stay with
Terry at the end of the book, to patch it all together and make sure it
worked, and slept in his spare room. The window was open, and there was a
dovecote nearby. When he woke me that morning, the air of the bedroom
was filled with fluttering white doves. I assumed this always happened
in the Pratchett household, but he said it was only me.
All that remained was to find a title for the book we'd
written. I suggested Good Omens, Terry liked The Nice and Accurate
Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. We compromised, or rather, we
collaborated, and we had a title and a subtitle.
If you had to write a book, what would it be about? Write 200 words.